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Part 3 in Chronicles of Computer Destruction

• Instead of doing captions for all of these, since they're so similar, I figured I'd just tell you about the highlights of this public exhibition. We burned 1 (one) three-eighty-six Intel processor-equipped motherboard running at 16 million cycles per second. It was "cool". We also burned lithium batteries from the QuickTake(tm), which was cool, because they made neat sparks and one of them even went off like a Roman candle. The coloration of the flames was better than a fireworks display. There were chiefly bright reds (Li+) and there were also some greens and blues from the other stuff, and there were neat bright white sparks too.
• The following are some nifty motherboard incendiary scenes...
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  Close-up of a scorched earth policy from Apple headquarters. ... Holy Canoli batman that motherboard's on FIRE! Call the sysadmin! Clear the machine room! Dump halon! Panic! Commotion! HAAAALP

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  This is one of the bigger highlights, viz., the lithium battery exploding.

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  If you look really carefully you can see green flames, and off to your right is a pan full of unburnt lighter fluid. whoohoo.

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  Hints to pyros: Windex does not burn, though it did make neat smoke.

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  "YeAh! yEAh! yeAH! YEah! Fire FIRE **FIRE**! More FIRE!" ...

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  "I know there's more lighter fluid in here somewhere... I know it! I know there must be!! We cannot run out! It's inconceivable!" -Dave

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  Well, there was more... we used it...

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  Middletown at night...?

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  Now I know you can see the green and orangey-yellow flames! If you look closely you can also see bits of charred battery.

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